Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Sports And Genetics And God

*Spoiler*

This isn't really about science as much as it sounds from the title. If you want science, you should probably keep on looking.

*End spoiler*

I'm watching snooker.

And here's the thing - I know who the guys are who are in it - when they show the last names, I know the first names. I can picture some of them. I know that the World Championship is called "The Crucible" because it's held in the Crucible Theater (or maybe the other way around - I'm not obsessed). And I'm sad that Stephen Hendry is out. He's my favorite snooker-er, perhaps because he kind of looks like a wolf when he's leaning over his cue to make a shot... VERY cool eyes. And, let's face it: when you're deciding which snooker-er to root for, how much like a wolf his eyes look is just as good a criterion as anything else.

Probably more of you than would like to are aware of how I feel about what is called a "sport" and what's included in the Olympic program (I'm building momentum - slowly - for a place on the IOC), and there is no way snooker is a sport. But it's really hard. The tables are huge, the pockets are small... I remember playing snooker with Brock a couple times on a normally-sized pool table with somewhat more generous pockets, and it was still tough. I can't do it. So I kind of like watching these guys who are absolute masters at it... they make it look so easy, and I wouldn't even know the difference if I hadn't tried it myself.

So that makes me think about things I've tried that have turned out to be far more difficult than I would have expected:
  • Throwing pottery (though it would have helped if they would have told me the wheel went the other way for left-handed people on the first day)
  • Golf (also not a sport)
  • Math (what's up with that, anyway?!?)
  • Keeping my daughter in the same country I'm in
  • Speaking (include reading, writing, and understanding) French
  • Finding decent prints of Flemish Primitives (yeah, it's a Wikipedia day)
  • Or, on a related note, painting

Conversely, there are some things that have been much easier than it seems like they should have been. Not that I've mastered these, but I probably do better at them than I should, given my training and knowledge:
  • Drumming (really - you just count to 4 over and over and try not to get faster)
  • Public speaking (a lot like normal speaking, but hopefully more people are listening)
  • Photography (though, as a friend mentioned a couple weeks ago when seeing the lens I was using, "oh, that's why your pictures look so good!")
  • Writing (in English, thanks)

But here's the really odd part - prayer, for me, has been in both of these categories at one time or another. Much more often in the first one, unfortunately, but not always. And as I've been reading about it, and thinking about it, and studying it, and doing it to be able to speak coherently about it at YAGS, I've been mystified by how it can be, at the same time, the simplest and most mystical thing I do most days. As easy as breathing. As difficult as requiring God to die to make it possible. Sometimes involuntary, sometimes demanding an act of will that seems to go against everything inside me.

I'm tempted to concoct some thin analogy relating prayer to the snooker match that's on, but I need to go. Maguire is just finishing up a century, and I need to watch.

8 comments:

troyhead said...

RE: Math

I still have to laugh about the time when the prof asked those who thought the current topic was trivial, up went your hand. I like how that made me understand that to you the word "trivial" does not mean "easy", but more "pointless" or perhaps "a waste of time".

Anonymous said...

Golf is a sport.

Darryl said...

Troy - I can't remember if it was calculus or statistics... either way, I hold to my viewpoint: trivial pretty much sums it up. It did come as a bit of a shock, though, when the next option was "moderately difficult". In retrospect, perhaps putting up my hand for both "trivial" and "extremely difficult" may have been misinterpreted.

And Josh - if you can do it in jeans, it's not a sport. Hey, I'm waiting for a topic for our little photo blog thing. Maybe one every two weeks? Science Nathan would be into it, too, I think, and maybe Andy would play as well.

Anonymous said...

No graffiti?

Anonymous said...

Math and I declared war on each other in grade one. In college, I had nightmares of having to take "sadistics" over again for another semester of blithering purgatory. I saw the professor again for the first time in 12 years last November, and I still felt queasy around him!

yeah, no graffiti?

Darryl said...

I don't think I'd recognize any of my math teachers if I saw them again. Pretty sure they wouldn't know me, either. And I think it's better for both of us that way.

And, yeah - I forgot about the graffiti... it's on the way...

Anonymous said...

Trust me, all MY math teachers remember me and are probably on the lookout. Except the sweetly doddering old trig prof who couldn't seem to keep track of anything other than...trig. I liked him, possibly because he really and truly was trying not to harm us. But the best was my high school geometry teacher. She had to be cool because she was married to a pro football player who probably couldn't do math to save his life. Her "open friend" quizzes were the best. Whatever it takes!!

Those photos of poor Calvin and friends are pretty hideous. Tell me it washed off.

Darryl said...

That's one good thing about Geneva. Everything washes off.