A gnome on an air purifier, of course. Which begs the question: how freaked out are you willing to be in order to have your air a little bit cleaner? I don't know about you, but for me, the answer is "not nearly this much". And what, exactly, is he holding? A bucket of clean air? Perhaps all of the pollen he's proudly collected? Maybe it's just the souls of little children. Who knows...
Taken with my phone through a tinted shop window, hence the fabulous quality. But I think the object itself rises well above any slight photographic imperfections.
