Blades Of Glory

Some say it sucks. I say it has Will Farrell.



Hector: "Hey, Jimmy"

Jimmy: "Hector? What are you doing here? You know I have a restraining order against you..."

Hector [laughing nervously]: "Oh that thing? [pauses]... You look great, Jimmy. You look amazing, and your hair rocks..."

Jimmy: "Thanks"

Hector: "You look so good... oh my gosh. Do you look at yourself? I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... it's coming up"

Jimmy: "Yeah, listen, it's good to see you Hector, but I'm really busy right now"

Hector: "I'm sorry, I'll cut to the chase. You've got to start skating again, Jimmy."

Jimmy: "What?"

Hector: "It's embarrassing stalking a has-been, you know what I mean? Look, I almost gave up on you. I started stalking that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis? I moved to the Ukraine. It was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."

Jimmy: "I sympathize with you Hector, I really do, but there's nothing I can do. I'm banned for life...."


You should see it. Preferably with me.